Thursday, June 24, 2010

Constipated Chicken - Updated Design

I've loved this design from the start - I just think it's a funny t-shirt to wear around.  It gets laughs, that's for sure.  But, something always bugged me about it.  In the original design, I decided not to line up the text on purpose.  I decided to update the design with straightened and centered text.  I think it looks better now.  I also blew up the cartoon chicken on my software and fixed up some imperfections that couldn't be seen on the shirt.  But, it's a better design now in my opinion.  The original still exists if you like it better. 

The product page text:

You'll Get No Eggs From The Constipated Chicken

Need an original and unique funny t-shirt design? We've got just the thing. Be the first on your block to own a constipated chicken! This is one hilarious design - and the first created for our store. It is available exactly nowhere else.

This poor chicken is constipated and can lay no eggs. The cartoon chicken has big googly eyes and an expression on its face that reeks of constipation. Don't ask how I know. It's a very funny, original and unique bit of comedy, and looks great on all of our products. There is a version of this design made especially for dark colored shirts - it's a favorite. Also see the constipated chicken on light colored t-shirts for men, women, children, babies and dogs, as well as refrigerator magnets, buttons, stickers, postcards, mouse pads, coffee mugs, and more! You NEED a constipated chicken!


See all the products offered with this design at the Zazzle store - RudeUniversiT

Here are some samples:




Funny Constipated Chicken shirt
Funny Constipated Chicken by RudeUniversiT
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Funny Constipated Chicken mug
Funny Constipated Chicken by RudeUniversiT
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Check out the image on all products in the STORE.  You can get it on buttons, stickers, beer mugs, etc.  The shirts come in many different styles in a wide price range. 

Thursday, June 10, 2010

Who's driving the flying saucer?

Why, the aliens of course! Here's a sketch of one of their doctors.  He's sizing you for a nice cold anal probe.  Bottoms Up!



And, with this, I think I end my funny UFO design posts for a while.  At least until I come up with something else worth publishing.  Don't deny the fact that this was worth a blog post.