Ok, here's one that got a chuckle out of me. If you are a fan of the classic Christmas movie "A Christmas Story", (and who isn't?) you'll appreciate wearing this fine t-shirt around town. It's A Major Award - a leg lamp from France! Careful! It's FRAGILE!
That reminds me, it's almost time to settle in for a 24 hour marathon of Red Rider BB Gun dreams and disappointing Ovaltine secret messages. SunuvaBitch!
