Here are some funny camping cartoon designs for your viewing pleasure. Click to buy and/or see other products and shirt styles with these designs:
First, Camping Rules. Rule number 1 is obvious. Nobody wants a flaming wiener.
Camping Rule #2 is only obvious in hindsight. Nobody needs drunk birds flying around. OK, yes we do!
Who hates camping? Weenies hate camping!
And finally, one for the kids. Who says we can't have both cute and funny?
Feed The Bears Pizza. Admit it, you chuckled dincha.
Tuesday, May 25, 2010
How To Get Abducted By Aliens
Dirt Cheap Beer + Camping = Alien Abduction.
You've suspected how space aliens select their abduction targets for years. This handy illustration makes it crystal clear:
Use this handy bumper sticker to warn countless drivers of the dangers of combining bad beer and camping:
Now you know the formula. If you think hopping a ride on a flying saucer sounds like fun, take some bad beer camping and get hammered. If you would like to stop getting abducted by extraterrestrials, you now know which behaviors to modify.
Have a buddy who can't seem to keep the probe out of his rear end? Send him a postcard reminder.
I quite like the coffee mug. An excellent reminder:
A stein is the obvious tool to use in your anti-buggering arsenal. Nobody drinks dirt cheap beer from a beer stein. It will force you to drink good beer, foiling the little green guy's plan for nether regions.
Of course we also carry other products - mouse pads, hats, refrigerator magnets, etc. Use what you need to stay safe at the campground!
Visit the Rude Universi T store to see our other products. Both the light and dark designs seen above are available on most items.
You've suspected how space aliens select their abduction targets for years. This handy illustration makes it crystal clear:
Use this handy bumper sticker to warn countless drivers of the dangers of combining bad beer and camping:
Now you know the formula. If you think hopping a ride on a flying saucer sounds like fun, take some bad beer camping and get hammered. If you would like to stop getting abducted by extraterrestrials, you now know which behaviors to modify.
Have a buddy who can't seem to keep the probe out of his rear end? Send him a postcard reminder.
I quite like the coffee mug. An excellent reminder:
A stein is the obvious tool to use in your anti-buggering arsenal. Nobody drinks dirt cheap beer from a beer stein. It will force you to drink good beer, foiling the little green guy's plan for nether regions.
Of course we also carry other products - mouse pads, hats, refrigerator magnets, etc. Use what you need to stay safe at the campground!
Visit the Rude Universi T store to see our other products. Both the light and dark designs seen above are available on most items.
Friday, May 21, 2010
Beer Me!
Who doesn't love beer? Assuming you do love beer, you should really have a good beer shirt. A beer drinking shirt you can wear to poker night, or casual backyard BBQ gatherings, or a college party. Just about anywhere beer will be served and you don't have to wear a tie.
What should the beer drinking shirt consist of? Well, it should definitely be funny. It should be fresh and new - something your buddies haven't seen a million times in one form or another. It should contain the words "Pie Hole". Oh look! Here's one now!
And a hat:
In Case Of Emergency Pour Beer In Pie Hole - an emergency beer instruction sign. See, it's funny! It's different! Simple, elegant and will definitely get you a dates from cheerleaders and actresses and their moms!
I hope you love beer. And, as a brewer, I hope you love craft beer. But, if you must drink the yellow fizzies, at least look good doing it!
We haven't forgotten the ladies! Beer is the new wine doncha know..
Now THAT will get noticed!
As always, click the photos to purchase and to see all the other shirt styles available.
What should the beer drinking shirt consist of? Well, it should definitely be funny. It should be fresh and new - something your buddies haven't seen a million times in one form or another. It should contain the words "Pie Hole". Oh look! Here's one now!
And a hat:
In Case Of Emergency Pour Beer In Pie Hole - an emergency beer instruction sign. See, it's funny! It's different! Simple, elegant and will definitely get you a dates from cheerleaders and actresses and their moms!
I hope you love beer. And, as a brewer, I hope you love craft beer. But, if you must drink the yellow fizzies, at least look good doing it!
We haven't forgotten the ladies! Beer is the new wine doncha know..
Now THAT will get noticed!
As always, click the photos to purchase and to see all the other shirt styles available.
Thursday, May 20, 2010
Alien Lifeforms Probe Uranus
Alien abductions are funny, right? Right! And I've loaded a couple new designs to celebrate your round trip on the Anal Probe Express. Check 'em out:
The first one is a take-off on that "I'm With Stupid" design that was funny for a couple months back in the 80's (roughly). I've updated it for the ever cool anal probe legend. Expose your neighbor as a volunteer, and the little green guys may just give uranus a pass.
Juvenile humor? Yes. Just the way we like it. Available in light and dark shirt designs, as well as on all other products in the Rude Universi T store.
And here we expose ourselves as complete space geeks, willing to take our chances with thin metallic insertion rods in order to hop a flight on a flying saucer. Who wouldn't want to get beamed up aboard a UFO? It's bound to have lots of buttons and dials and stuff. Just don't give us any of that wimpy mind eraser potion. We want to remember this trip!
Live long and prosper, bichiz.
The first one is a take-off on that "I'm With Stupid" design that was funny for a couple months back in the 80's (roughly). I've updated it for the ever cool anal probe legend. Expose your neighbor as a volunteer, and the little green guys may just give uranus a pass.
Juvenile humor? Yes. Just the way we like it. Available in light and dark shirt designs, as well as on all other products in the Rude Universi T store.
And here we expose ourselves as complete space geeks, willing to take our chances with thin metallic insertion rods in order to hop a flight on a flying saucer. Who wouldn't want to get beamed up aboard a UFO? It's bound to have lots of buttons and dials and stuff. Just don't give us any of that wimpy mind eraser potion. We want to remember this trip!
Live long and prosper, bichiz.
Tuesday, May 18, 2010
Today's installment - a funny caveman t-shirt
I stumbled upon this design and thought it was pretty good. Did the caveman realize he has opposable thumbs and understand how lucky he is? Can't you just hear the caveman voice? I like the artwork too. This one deserves a feature. Click the photo if you're interested in purchasing.
Sunday, May 16, 2010
Full Frontal Nerdity
Behold, today's featured design from Rude Universi T:
Nerd and Geek humor is some of the best. I think it's because we can all relate. We all feel like a nerd from time-to-time, right? Heck, some of us probably are nerds and are just too nerdy to know it!
Geeks know they're geeks, and they're proud of it. While nobody actually wants to be a nerd, lots of people wish they had a little Geek in their blood. I'd be willing to bet most of us have that feeling at least on occasion - like every stinking time that damn hour glass won't go away!
Now, when I thought this design up, I figured I was very clever and had something completely unique. In reality, the concept had already been done, but on different designs. I decided to search "full frontal nerdity on Zazzle and did find a few other shopkeepers' designs - text only. Here's what I found. Click on the images if you're interested in any of these:
Nerd and Geek humor is some of the best. I think it's because we can all relate. We all feel like a nerd from time-to-time, right? Heck, some of us probably are nerds and are just too nerdy to know it!
Geeks know they're geeks, and they're proud of it. While nobody actually wants to be a nerd, lots of people wish they had a little Geek in their blood. I'd be willing to bet most of us have that feeling at least on occasion - like every stinking time that damn hour glass won't go away!
Now, when I thought this design up, I figured I was very clever and had something completely unique. In reality, the concept had already been done, but on different designs. I decided to search "full frontal nerdity on Zazzle and did find a few other shopkeepers' designs - text only. Here's what I found. Click on the images if you're interested in any of these:
Thursday, May 13, 2010
Grand Opening - Constipated Chicken!
Greetings World!
I've created this blog to feature my favorite funny designs from the world of Zazzle.com. I'm a shopkeeper at Zazzle, and have just opened a new store - Rude Universi T. I've got only one design up so far, but I think it's a good one. I look forward to creating many, many more over the years.
My first featured design is, well, my own :) Here ya go:
See this design on all products offered at my store: Rude Universi T
So, why a constipated chicken you ask? Well, I hereby answer your question with a question: Why not? Stumped arencha. But, I go on:
I figure a constipated chicken design would be nearly unique to me. I can't imagine there are many out there.
I wanted funny. Where to start? Chicken. It's a funny word if you think about it. One of the funniest. Constipated is a very funny adjective, so long as you are not the subject. It's one of those things that is funny when it happens to somebody else - like getting kicked in the balls by a little kid.
"Hey, Charlie, where were you last night? You didn't make it to my party."
"Oh, sorry Ralph, I was constipated."
See? Funny as all hell! How can a constipated chicken not be funny? It can't not be!
I've created this blog to feature my favorite funny designs from the world of Zazzle.com. I'm a shopkeeper at Zazzle, and have just opened a new store - Rude Universi T. I've got only one design up so far, but I think it's a good one. I look forward to creating many, many more over the years.
My first featured design is, well, my own :) Here ya go:
See this design on all products offered at my store: Rude Universi T
So, why a constipated chicken you ask? Well, I hereby answer your question with a question: Why not? Stumped arencha. But, I go on:
I figure a constipated chicken design would be nearly unique to me. I can't imagine there are many out there.
I wanted funny. Where to start? Chicken. It's a funny word if you think about it. One of the funniest. Constipated is a very funny adjective, so long as you are not the subject. It's one of those things that is funny when it happens to somebody else - like getting kicked in the balls by a little kid.
"Hey, Charlie, where were you last night? You didn't make it to my party."
"Oh, sorry Ralph, I was constipated."
See? Funny as all hell! How can a constipated chicken not be funny? It can't not be!
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