Greetings World!
I've created this blog to feature my favorite funny designs from the world of Zazzle.com. I'm a shopkeeper at Zazzle, and have just opened a new store - Rude Universi T. I've got only one design up so far, but I think it's a good one. I look forward to creating many, many more over the years.
My first featured design is, well, my own :) Here ya go:
See this design on all products offered at my store: Rude Universi T
So, why a constipated chicken you ask? Well, I hereby answer your question with a question: Why not? Stumped arencha. But, I go on:
I figure a constipated chicken design would be nearly unique to me. I can't imagine there are many out there.
I wanted funny. Where to start? Chicken. It's a funny word if you think about it. One of the funniest. Constipated is a very funny adjective, so long as you are not the subject. It's one of those things that is funny when it happens to somebody else - like getting kicked in the balls by a little kid.
"Hey, Charlie, where were you last night? You didn't make it to my party."
"Oh, sorry Ralph, I was constipated."
See? Funny as all hell! How can a constipated chicken not be funny? It can't not be!