Dirt Cheap Beer + Camping = Alien Abduction.
You've suspected how space aliens select their abduction targets for years. This handy illustration makes it crystal clear:
Use this handy bumper sticker to warn countless drivers of the dangers of combining bad beer and camping:
Now you know the formula. If you think hopping a ride on a flying saucer sounds like fun, take some bad beer camping and get hammered. If you would like to stop getting abducted by extraterrestrials, you now know which behaviors to modify.
Have a buddy who can't seem to keep the probe out of his rear end? Send him a postcard reminder.
I quite like the coffee mug. An excellent reminder:
A stein is the obvious tool to use in your anti-buggering arsenal. Nobody drinks dirt cheap beer from a beer stein. It will force you to drink good beer, foiling the little green guy's plan for nether regions.
Of course we also carry other products - mouse pads, hats, refrigerator magnets, etc. Use what you need to stay safe at the campground!
Visit the Rude Universi T store to see our other products. Both the light and dark designs seen above are available on most items.
