Whew, long time no post! I've been pretty busy building out some new designs and trying to be found by spiders and crawlers and such :) It ain't easy.
Anyway, check these out:
Bacon Dart Boards! These are so cool:
Powered By Bacon with a lightning bolt. This sort of reminds me of a superhero's logo or something. It definitely has a comic book look to it. I like it. It fits a dart board nicely, don't ya think?
Here's another, same design, different colors. Man cave city right here. I think I may put this dart board up in my garage with the keggerator. Darts and beers. Seems like a safe combo.
I have a few others, too. See my new site (it's still growing) for all of them:
Bacon Dart Boards
More soon. I've been busy :)
Monday, June 6, 2011
On a bacon kick
I love, love, love bacon. Who doesn't? It's the world's favorite meat. Bacon is the perfect breakfast food, and what's better than breakfast for supper? Here are a few of my favorite bacon designs:
Here's Powered By Bacon. It's a design I put up for sale years and years ago. The originals no longer exist, but there are now tons of copy cats out there. Mine was the only one I saw on the internet for a good long while, but no more. It's still a good seller for me though.
Another very old bacon design that keeps on trucking: Natural Bacon Flavors Added
A couple new designs with new and improved two strips of bacon illustration:
Warning: Do Not Touch My Bacon. A warning sign with big white and red letters and two crispy bacon strips.
Bacon Power: A comic book style bacon design with yellow gold lightning striking behind two strips of bacon.
I think the black shirt looks best:
Great back to school shirt if you ask me. May just get one for the bacon boys at home.
I like it on black so much I made a black background version for white shirts:
I also have these on coffee mugs, stickers, magnets, everything else. Check them out in the RudeUniversiT store.
Here's Powered By Bacon. It's a design I put up for sale years and years ago. The originals no longer exist, but there are now tons of copy cats out there. Mine was the only one I saw on the internet for a good long while, but no more. It's still a good seller for me though.
Another very old bacon design that keeps on trucking: Natural Bacon Flavors Added
A couple new designs with new and improved two strips of bacon illustration:
Warning: Do Not Touch My Bacon. A warning sign with big white and red letters and two crispy bacon strips.
Bacon Power: A comic book style bacon design with yellow gold lightning striking behind two strips of bacon.
I think the black shirt looks best:
Great back to school shirt if you ask me. May just get one for the bacon boys at home.
I like it on black so much I made a black background version for white shirts:
I also have these on coffee mugs, stickers, magnets, everything else. Check them out in the RudeUniversiT store.
Wednesday, December 22, 2010
Funny T-Shirt Of The Day - Evolution Of Man
Pretty funny version of the evolution design that seems to be everywhere. In this one, the fully evolved human tells the ape through Neanderthal to stop following him. It looks really good on a t-shirt - I picked this color to link because it's my favorite. It is, of course, available on a whole crapload of colors and styles of t-shirt. Click through to check it out and purchase on Zazzle.
Monday, December 20, 2010
Funny T-Shirt Of The Day:
I love the simplicity of this t-shirt design. A goofy cartoon moose running with scissors, about to step on a banana peel. No text necessary:
Friday, December 17, 2010
Funny T-shirt Of The Day: TSA
Is there anything funny about the TSA or air travel these days? Yes, yes there is. Only one thing though - this funny t-shirt:
Here's a similar funny TSA t-shirt with a take on a childrens' rhyme:
Nice.
Here's a similar funny TSA t-shirt with a take on a childrens' rhyme:
Nice.
Thursday, December 16, 2010
Funny T-Shirt of the day:
Here's another funny t-shirt I featured over at BrewBrain. I imagine robots probably feel made fun of when humans dance like them. Do the ROBOT!!
Wednesday, December 15, 2010
Funny Epic Fail?
Nope! Funny EPOCH Fail!
Awesome funny t-shirt in my correct opinion. Great concept for a design and the cartoon dinosaur is nicely done. It's smart, nerdy, geeky and funny!
Awesome funny t-shirt in my correct opinion. Great concept for a design and the cartoon dinosaur is nicely done. It's smart, nerdy, geeky and funny!
Tuesday, December 14, 2010
It's a Major Funny Christmas T-Shirt
Ok, here's one that got a chuckle out of me. If you are a fan of the classic Christmas movie "A Christmas Story", (and who isn't?) you'll appreciate wearing this fine t-shirt around town. It's A Major Award - a leg lamp from France! Careful! It's FRAGILE!
That reminds me, it's almost time to settle in for a 24 hour marathon of Red Rider BB Gun dreams and disappointing Ovaltine secret messages. SunuvaBitch!
That reminds me, it's almost time to settle in for a 24 hour marathon of Red Rider BB Gun dreams and disappointing Ovaltine secret messages. SunuvaBitch!
Tuesday, December 7, 2010
New Funny T-Shirt - Funny Drinking Shirt
Here's a new T-shirt that may be a perfect gift for the nutty college student who loves a good party. A funny text design - Warning: I Get Drunk And Do Weird Things.
I decided to make this my t-shirt thumbnail on the main page over at BrewBrain.com.
I decided to make this my t-shirt thumbnail on the main page over at BrewBrain.com.
Funny Christmas Shirts and such
Alright, Christmas time again (already!) The Holiday Season is a great time of year, and it's also huge for shopping. I will highlight some of my favorite funny Christmas designs on Zazzle, hopefully giving you some good gift ideas. Funny t-shirts, mugs, the new iPhone and iPad cases, calendars - lots of good stuff over there.
Anyway, let's start off with this beauty. It's a funny Christmas postcard with Santa Claus angry that Rudolph unfriended him on Facebook!
Santa is also angry with Rudolph on many other products, like t-shirts, mugs and mousepads:
Bought in bulk, the discount makes it worth reselling in your own shop. Here's a magnet, for instance, that I think would resell well:
Stay tuned for more funny Christmas gift ideas!
Anyway, let's start off with this beauty. It's a funny Christmas postcard with Santa Claus angry that Rudolph unfriended him on Facebook!
Santa is also angry with Rudolph on many other products, like t-shirts, mugs and mousepads:
Bought in bulk, the discount makes it worth reselling in your own shop. Here's a magnet, for instance, that I think would resell well:
Stay tuned for more funny Christmas gift ideas!
Friday, November 5, 2010
Powered By Bacon
Alright, back to my very own funny designs. This time, I invite you to indulge in everybody's favorite meat - and possibly food in general - BACON! Who doesn't love bacon? It's a little salty, a bunch savory and smells like a million bucks. But, it's also true that bacon provides us bacon lovers with the fuel to get us through our day. Behold! Powered By Bacon:
Liquid bacon in your travel mug? Don't see why not. Oh! We NEED bacon flavored coffee creamer!!!! DAMN!!!
When I created this design, I had your bumper in mind. I think it makes a very nifty bumper sticker. It's the top selling product in the store with this design, both light and dark backgrounds do well:
It's customizable, of course, so you can change the background color to your liking.
I'm hungry.
Visit the design page at Rude Universi T on Zazzle to see this design on all of our products, including magnets, keychains, hats, stickers, mousepads, etc. Also, to see the entire world of bacon products offered at Zazzle, visit the bacon search page at my website.
Liquid bacon in your travel mug? Don't see why not. Oh! We NEED bacon flavored coffee creamer!!!! DAMN!!!
When I created this design, I had your bumper in mind. I think it makes a very nifty bumper sticker. It's the top selling product in the store with this design, both light and dark backgrounds do well:
It's customizable, of course, so you can change the background color to your liking.
I'm hungry.
Visit the design page at Rude Universi T on Zazzle to see this design on all of our products, including magnets, keychains, hats, stickers, mousepads, etc. Also, to see the entire world of bacon products offered at Zazzle, visit the bacon search page at my website.
Friday, October 22, 2010
Today's Funny T-Shirt - Mouse Not Working
I've seen this one around the Zazzle site here and there and always thought it was clever. Nicely done cartoon of a cat trying to make his laptop go with a real mouse. The mouse doesn't seem overly enthused!
Thursday, October 21, 2010
Constipated Chickens are in demand
Constipated Chickens - I'd buy their album.
Latest version of my favorite funny design is sold on a coffee cup:
I'm quite sure coffee tastes better out of a constipated chicken coffee cup.
Latest version of my favorite funny design is sold on a coffee cup:
I'm quite sure coffee tastes better out of a constipated chicken coffee cup.
Here's a funny T-shirt
Bad Spellers Untie! As a bad speller, I can relate:
It's a union-style rally shirt with fist in the air. Made me laugh.
It's a union-style rally shirt with fist in the air. Made me laugh.
Wednesday, October 20, 2010
Full Frontal Nerdity - Take 2
I decided a cleaned-up text only version of Full Frontal Nerdity would look cool. I think I was right. The description page:
Full Frontal Nerdity" is a funny text design featuring big bold stylish lettering highlighted in red. We're not laughing AT nerds, we're laughing WITH nerds. They're a fun-loving bunch of computer experts, chemists, physicists and math wizards who understand completely that they are, in fact, nerds. They love being nerds, and they know how to laugh at themselves. It's part of what makes nerdity cool. And, they know that - deep down - we are all a little bit nerd at heart. Just don't call them geeks. They hate that. You could get poked in the eye with a protractor. Geeks hate it too. Nerds are not geeks, and geeks are not nerds.
Celebrate nerdity with a "Full Frontal Nerdity" design of your own! We've got the item you need. Wear your love of nerdity with a t-shirt for a man, woman, child, infant or even your nerdy dog. Or possibly you need some nerdity on your desk - a coffee mug or mouse pad. We have refrigerator nerdity covered with a refrigerator magnet offered in square or round, at least a couple sizes of each. We have nerdity hats, BBQ aprons (lab aprons if you prefer!), key chains, stickers, buttons! Send your favorite nerd or nerdity lover a greeting card or a post card! Whatever you need, get it with FULL FRONTAL NERDITY!!
You can see 'em all at my Zazzle store - RudeUniversiT
And something a little different. We'll leave a little something to the imagination with just a hint of nerdity:
Full Frontal Nerdity" is a funny text design featuring big bold stylish lettering highlighted in red. We're not laughing AT nerds, we're laughing WITH nerds. They're a fun-loving bunch of computer experts, chemists, physicists and math wizards who understand completely that they are, in fact, nerds. They love being nerds, and they know how to laugh at themselves. It's part of what makes nerdity cool. And, they know that - deep down - we are all a little bit nerd at heart. Just don't call them geeks. They hate that. You could get poked in the eye with a protractor. Geeks hate it too. Nerds are not geeks, and geeks are not nerds.
Celebrate nerdity with a "Full Frontal Nerdity" design of your own! We've got the item you need. Wear your love of nerdity with a t-shirt for a man, woman, child, infant or even your nerdy dog. Or possibly you need some nerdity on your desk - a coffee mug or mouse pad. We have refrigerator nerdity covered with a refrigerator magnet offered in square or round, at least a couple sizes of each. We have nerdity hats, BBQ aprons (lab aprons if you prefer!), key chains, stickers, buttons! Send your favorite nerd or nerdity lover a greeting card or a post card! Whatever you need, get it with FULL FRONTAL NERDITY!!
You can see 'em all at my Zazzle store - RudeUniversiT
And something a little different. We'll leave a little something to the imagination with just a hint of nerdity:
Thursday, June 24, 2010
Constipated Chicken - Updated Design
I've loved this design from the start - I just think it's a funny t-shirt to wear around. It gets laughs, that's for sure. But, something always bugged me about it. In the original design, I decided not to line up the text on purpose. I decided to update the design with straightened and centered text. I think it looks better now. I also blew up the cartoon chicken on my software and fixed up some imperfections that couldn't be seen on the shirt. But, it's a better design now in my opinion. The original still exists if you like it better.
The product page text:
You'll Get No Eggs From The Constipated Chicken
Need an original and unique funny t-shirt design? We've got just the thing. Be the first on your block to own a constipated chicken! This is one hilarious design - and the first created for our store. It is available exactly nowhere else.
This poor chicken is constipated and can lay no eggs. The cartoon chicken has big googly eyes and an expression on its face that reeks of constipation. Don't ask how I know. It's a very funny, original and unique bit of comedy, and looks great on all of our products. There is a version of this design made especially for dark colored shirts - it's a favorite. Also see the constipated chicken on light colored t-shirts for men, women, children, babies and dogs, as well as refrigerator magnets, buttons, stickers, postcards, mouse pads, coffee mugs, and more! You NEED a constipated chicken!
See all the products offered with this design at the Zazzle store - RudeUniversiT
Here are some samples:
Check out the image on all products in the STORE. You can get it on buttons, stickers, beer mugs, etc. The shirts come in many different styles in a wide price range.
The product page text:
You'll Get No Eggs From The Constipated Chicken
Need an original and unique funny t-shirt design? We've got just the thing. Be the first on your block to own a constipated chicken! This is one hilarious design - and the first created for our store. It is available exactly nowhere else.
This poor chicken is constipated and can lay no eggs. The cartoon chicken has big googly eyes and an expression on its face that reeks of constipation. Don't ask how I know. It's a very funny, original and unique bit of comedy, and looks great on all of our products. There is a version of this design made especially for dark colored shirts - it's a favorite. Also see the constipated chicken on light colored t-shirts for men, women, children, babies and dogs, as well as refrigerator magnets, buttons, stickers, postcards, mouse pads, coffee mugs, and more! You NEED a constipated chicken!
See all the products offered with this design at the Zazzle store - RudeUniversiT
Here are some samples:
Check out the image on all products in the STORE. You can get it on buttons, stickers, beer mugs, etc. The shirts come in many different styles in a wide price range.
Thursday, June 10, 2010
Who's driving the flying saucer?
Why, the aliens of course! Here's a sketch of one of their doctors. He's sizing you for a nice cold anal probe. Bottoms Up!
And, with this, I think I end my funny UFO design posts for a while. At least until I come up with something else worth publishing. Don't deny the fact that this was worth a blog post.
And, with this, I think I end my funny UFO design posts for a while. At least until I come up with something else worth publishing. Don't deny the fact that this was worth a blog post.
Tuesday, May 25, 2010
Funny Camping Designs
Here are some funny camping cartoon designs for your viewing pleasure. Click to buy and/or see other products and shirt styles with these designs:
First, Camping Rules. Rule number 1 is obvious. Nobody wants a flaming wiener.
Camping Rule #2 is only obvious in hindsight. Nobody needs drunk birds flying around. OK, yes we do!
Who hates camping? Weenies hate camping!
And finally, one for the kids. Who says we can't have both cute and funny?
Feed The Bears Pizza. Admit it, you chuckled dincha.
First, Camping Rules. Rule number 1 is obvious. Nobody wants a flaming wiener.
Camping Rule #2 is only obvious in hindsight. Nobody needs drunk birds flying around. OK, yes we do!
Who hates camping? Weenies hate camping!
And finally, one for the kids. Who says we can't have both cute and funny?
Feed The Bears Pizza. Admit it, you chuckled dincha.
How To Get Abducted By Aliens
Dirt Cheap Beer + Camping = Alien Abduction.
You've suspected how space aliens select their abduction targets for years. This handy illustration makes it crystal clear:
Use this handy bumper sticker to warn countless drivers of the dangers of combining bad beer and camping:
Now you know the formula. If you think hopping a ride on a flying saucer sounds like fun, take some bad beer camping and get hammered. If you would like to stop getting abducted by extraterrestrials, you now know which behaviors to modify.
Have a buddy who can't seem to keep the probe out of his rear end? Send him a postcard reminder.
I quite like the coffee mug. An excellent reminder:
A stein is the obvious tool to use in your anti-buggering arsenal. Nobody drinks dirt cheap beer from a beer stein. It will force you to drink good beer, foiling the little green guy's plan for nether regions.
Of course we also carry other products - mouse pads, hats, refrigerator magnets, etc. Use what you need to stay safe at the campground!
Visit the Rude Universi T store to see our other products. Both the light and dark designs seen above are available on most items.
You've suspected how space aliens select their abduction targets for years. This handy illustration makes it crystal clear:
Use this handy bumper sticker to warn countless drivers of the dangers of combining bad beer and camping:
Now you know the formula. If you think hopping a ride on a flying saucer sounds like fun, take some bad beer camping and get hammered. If you would like to stop getting abducted by extraterrestrials, you now know which behaviors to modify.
Have a buddy who can't seem to keep the probe out of his rear end? Send him a postcard reminder.
I quite like the coffee mug. An excellent reminder:
A stein is the obvious tool to use in your anti-buggering arsenal. Nobody drinks dirt cheap beer from a beer stein. It will force you to drink good beer, foiling the little green guy's plan for nether regions.
Of course we also carry other products - mouse pads, hats, refrigerator magnets, etc. Use what you need to stay safe at the campground!
Visit the Rude Universi T store to see our other products. Both the light and dark designs seen above are available on most items.
Friday, May 21, 2010
Beer Me!
Who doesn't love beer? Assuming you do love beer, you should really have a good beer shirt. A beer drinking shirt you can wear to poker night, or casual backyard BBQ gatherings, or a college party. Just about anywhere beer will be served and you don't have to wear a tie.
What should the beer drinking shirt consist of? Well, it should definitely be funny. It should be fresh and new - something your buddies haven't seen a million times in one form or another. It should contain the words "Pie Hole". Oh look! Here's one now!
And a hat:
In Case Of Emergency Pour Beer In Pie Hole - an emergency beer instruction sign. See, it's funny! It's different! Simple, elegant and will definitely get you a dates from cheerleaders and actresses and their moms!
I hope you love beer. And, as a brewer, I hope you love craft beer. But, if you must drink the yellow fizzies, at least look good doing it!
We haven't forgotten the ladies! Beer is the new wine doncha know..
Now THAT will get noticed!
As always, click the photos to purchase and to see all the other shirt styles available.
What should the beer drinking shirt consist of? Well, it should definitely be funny. It should be fresh and new - something your buddies haven't seen a million times in one form or another. It should contain the words "Pie Hole". Oh look! Here's one now!
And a hat:
In Case Of Emergency Pour Beer In Pie Hole - an emergency beer instruction sign. See, it's funny! It's different! Simple, elegant and will definitely get you a dates from cheerleaders and actresses and their moms!
I hope you love beer. And, as a brewer, I hope you love craft beer. But, if you must drink the yellow fizzies, at least look good doing it!
We haven't forgotten the ladies! Beer is the new wine doncha know..
Now THAT will get noticed!
As always, click the photos to purchase and to see all the other shirt styles available.
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